(I posted this and it rightly got yanked because it had a cuss word.)
reposted because....well, she's my wife and I love her.
......so I'm going to share the dream she just had.
She's one of those people that can talk really loud in her sleep, and when she's having a bad dream, yelling at the top of her lungs. She starts yelling "
GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU UGLY %#&*#@!!!!!!!"This puzzled me, because I was a good 20 feet away from her at the time. [ rim-shot ]
So, as I always do, I gently wake her up and asked her what was trying to get her, as something always is in her dreams.
She told me that Bigfoot was trying to take her slice of pizza.
life's great when you got the right woman.