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N3DRB The Derb
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« on: August 19, 2008, 08:11:18 AM »
(I posted this and it rightly got yanked because it had a cuss word.)  Undecided

reposted because....well, she's my wife and I love her.

......so I'm going to share the dream she just had.

She's one of those people that can talk really loud in her sleep, and when she's having a bad dream, yelling at the top of her lungs. She starts yelling "GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU UGLY %#&*#@!!!!!!!"

This puzzled me, because I was a good 20 feet away from her at the time. [ rim-shot ]  Roll Eyes

So, as I always do, I gently wake her up and asked her what was trying to get her, as something always is in her dreams.

She told me that Bigfoot was trying to take her slice of pizza.

life's great when you got the right woman.  Grin
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WD8BIL
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 12:02:41 PM »
I know what ya mean, Derb!

My wifey gets visited by her beloved HawkMan once in a while.

Where they come up with this stuff is beyond me.
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N3DRB The Derb
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 12:40:55 PM »
yah, but Bigfoot didnt want HER! Wanted her slice of pizza!!!!!!?Huh  Grin cracked us up for a good 5 minutes.

I am drilling the holes in the house to put the W7FG antenna outdoors today and one of my ground bus bars is installed. Taking a drug break. Got to stay home today for a change.
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 02:52:24 PM »
Quote from: N3DRB The Derb on August 19, 2008, 12:40:55 PM
yah, but Bigfoot didnt want HER! Wanted her slice of pizza!!!!!!?Huh  Grin

Bigfoot's lucky he's still alive! Never get between a woman and any food that simultaneously gives her pleasure and sends her running to the scales!*

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*Tell me I'm wrong with a straight face before you tell me I'm sexist. I've got the scars to prove it.
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ka3zlr
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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 09:05:43 PM »
Smart Foot,  Food first...LOL... Shocked


I'm glad Diana is in the other room and Not reading this...
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ab3al
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2008, 07:59:24 AM »
buddly you guys are close enough to the area are you sure it aint the moth man
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ab3al
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2008, 08:00:38 AM »
derb do you really think you should be sharing you and your wifes role play dressup sessions with us ?
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2008, 08:10:22 AM »
Mikey, you jest ain't right !!!

Ya, she assures me it a hawk-man. Like that helps!
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N3DRB The Derb
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2008, 09:06:47 AM »
hell yeah. share it all. just don't make em git sick and barf.
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