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Title: wife called me a slopbuckit
Post by: N3DRB The Derb on August 19, 2008, 08:11:18 AM
(I posted this and it rightly got yanked because it had a cuss word.)  :-\

reposted because....well, she's my wife and I love her.

......so I'm going to share the dream she just had.

She's one of those people that can talk really loud in her sleep, and when she's having a bad dream, yelling at the top of her lungs. She starts yelling "GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU UGLY %#&*#@!!!!!!!"

This puzzled me, because I was a good 20 feet away from her at the time. [ rim-shot ]  ::)

So, as I always do, I gently wake her up and asked her what was trying to get her, as something always is in her dreams.

She told me that Bigfoot was trying to take her slice of pizza.

life's great when you got the right woman.  ;D


Title: Re: wife called me a slopbuckit
Post by: WD8BIL on August 19, 2008, 12:02:41 PM
I know what ya mean, Derb!

My wifey gets visited by her beloved HawkMan once in a while.

Where they come up with this stuff is beyond me.


Title: Re: wife called me a slopbuckit
Post by: N3DRB The Derb on August 19, 2008, 12:40:55 PM
yah, but Bigfoot didnt want HER! Wanted her slice of pizza!!!!!!????  ;D cracked us up for a good 5 minutes.

I am drilling the holes in the house to put the W7FG antenna outdoors today and one of my ground bus bars is installed. Taking a drug break. Got to stay home today for a change.


Title: Re: wife called me a slopbuckit
Post by: KA1ZGC on August 19, 2008, 02:52:24 PM
yah, but Bigfoot didnt want HER! Wanted her slice of pizza!!!!!!????  ;D

Bigfoot's lucky he's still alive! Never get between a woman and any food that simultaneously gives her pleasure and sends her running to the scales!*

--Thom
Killer Agony One Zipper Got Caught
*Tell me I'm wrong with a straight face before you tell me I'm sexist. I've got the scars to prove it.


Title: Re: wife called me a slopbuckit
Post by: ka3zlr on August 19, 2008, 09:05:43 PM
Smart Foot,  Food first...LOL... :o


I'm glad Diana is in the other room and Not reading this...


Title: Re: wife called me a slopbuckit
Post by: ab3al on August 21, 2008, 07:59:24 AM
buddly you guys are close enough to the area are you sure it aint the moth man


Title: Re: wife called me a slopbuckit
Post by: ab3al on August 21, 2008, 08:00:38 AM
derb do you really think you should be sharing you and your wifes role play dressup sessions with us ?


Title: Re: wife called me a slopbuckit
Post by: WD8BIL on August 21, 2008, 08:10:22 AM
Mikey, you jest ain't right !!!

Ya, she assures me it a hawk-man. Like that helps!


Title: Re: wife called me a slopbuckit
Post by: N3DRB The Derb on August 21, 2008, 09:06:47 AM
hell yeah. share it all. just don't make em git sick and barf.
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