I received this via e-mail from a friend (K2LGJ). It apparently originated with KK7KA. Thought I'd share.
K2VHerb
Reward Offered
A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information
leading to the arrest of the desperate criminal
Hop-A-Long Capacity.
This unrectified criminal escaped from a primary cell
where he had been clamped in ions, awaiting the gauss
chamber.
He is charged with the induction of an 18 turn coil
named Millihenry, who was found choked and robbed of
valuable joules. He is armed with a carbon rod and is
a potential killer. Capacity is also charged with
driving a dc motor over a Wheatstone bridge and
refusing to let the band pass. If encountered, he may
offer resistance. The electro-motive force spent the
night searching for him in a magnetic field, where he
went to ground. They had no success and believe he
returned ohm via a short circuit.
He was last seen riding a megacycle with his friend
Eddy Current, who was playing a harmonic.
73,
Stewart KK7KA
