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Title: REWARD Post by: Herb K2VH on November 02, 2005, 03:23:03 PM I received this via e-mail from a friend (K2LGJ). It apparently originated with KK7KA. Thought I'd share. :D AMfone - Dedicated to Amplitude Modulation on the Amateur Radio Bands
K2VHerb Reward Offered A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information leading to the arrest of the desperate criminal Hop-A-Long Capacity. This unrectified criminal escaped from a primary cell where he had been clamped in ions, awaiting the gauss chamber. He is charged with the induction of an 18 turn coil named Millihenry, who was found choked and robbed of valuable joules. He is armed with a carbon rod and is a potential killer. Capacity is also charged with driving a dc motor over a Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let the band pass. If encountered, he may offer resistance. The electro-motive force spent the night searching for him in a magnetic field, where he went to ground. They had no success and believe he returned ohm via a short circuit. He was last seen riding a megacycle with his friend Eddy Current, who was playing a harmonic. 73, Stewart KK7KA |