Someday chewing skins for shoes

[WA3VJB]

I about peed my pants the more I read into this Comment filed on RM-11306.
It's a riot !!
I was gonna email the guy a glad hand, but no email listed in the callbook.

http://gullfoss2.fcc.gov/prod/ecfs/retrieve.cgi?native_or_pdf=pdf&id_document=6518323850

[W2VW]

Talent.

[John Holotko]

Yeah but don't beep before you  clack because the earth is aboud with hell raisers who filter frequency according to merit of power when in reality the boatanchor is wishy washy with preceived thoughts of notions from riff raff rappers who augment perceptions with markov chains coherentlyparalelling the erzatz fourrier  transofrmation augmented by the counting proinciple which yields the fundimental frequency on which both men and women chew the fat in local dives while waveforms punctuate the ether in perfectly abstracted microphone key clacks in military fashion while the flemish girl read it in the rainbow  of my eyes and ears so lets keep chewing those shoes.

[Bill, KD0HG]

John and this KA2PYQ missed their natural calling writing auto warranty documents.

[John Holotko]

John and this KA2PYQ missed their natural calling writing auto warranty documents.

Hah !! But at least in my case I still need to learn to use extremely small print that no human can read or, how to talk extremely fast at the end of  the car commercial.
Maybe the FCC will give KA2PYQ a special award for the best avante garde abstract poetry in a rulemaking comment.

[N5RLR]

Sweet Mother of Methuselah...I got only as far as "Have green apples, will make Pie" before my eyes started hurting.

A real mind, there.

[k4kyv]

I never met Fred in person, but have had periodic phone conversations with him for years, beginning  back in The AM Press/Exchange days.

[WA3VJB]

phone conversations with him for years

Well riddle me this, then, Don, did you get anywhere by the time you hung up with him?

Callbook shows him as a Novice. I can only imagine a 5 wpm QSO with him. I would probably swear he was sending encrypted/cipher groups.

[Bill, KD0HG]

I had a few margaritas and PYQ's comments suddenly became crystal clear.

[W1ATR]

I say we all chip in and build him a nice water cooled strap and turn him loose on those 4 land troublemakers that stay around 92ish.

[WD8BIL]

That's gotta be the most abstract irrelevent 4 page paragraph I ever did read.
There's gotta be some talent there.......... somewhere !!!

[Art]

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
  The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
  The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
  Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
  And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
  The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
  And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
  The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
  He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
  Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
  He chortled in his joy.


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

[K3ZS]

I think he is demonstrating how ridiculous enforcement of bandwidth limits would be, I think.

[WA3VJB]

And who could forget this Monty Python bit from many years ago.
---------


Gibberish

HOST [Eric]: Ham sandwich, bucket and water plastic duralex rubber McFisheries' underwear. Plugged rabbit emulsion, zinc custard without sustainance in kippling-duff geriatric scenery, maximizes press insulating government grunting sapphire-clubs incidentally. But tonight, sam pan bombay bermuda in diptheria rustic McAlpine splendor, rabbit and and futfutfooey jugs rapidly big biro ruveliners musk-green gauges micturate with nipples and tiptoe rusting machinery, rustically inclined. Good evening and welcome.

AGED GUEST [Henry Woolf]: Hello.

HOST: (to guest) Foreskin mousetrap view Mount Everest tintray lobotomy in England?

GUEST: Saddleback, saddleback. Lechery billboard kettlebum simpering snuff masticated bowelside handset lemonade enterprisingly apartheid rubberized plumbjoint curvaceously mucking squirrels!

HOST: I see. Rapidly piddlepot strumming Hanover peace pudding (polite chuckle) mouse rumpling cuddly corridor cabinets?

GUEST: Sick in a cup! Toejam whisper tap sunderland shower-curtain, ice wallpaper cups grounchingly rubberking wrapped butter kissing-feathers defnitely pheasantry daughter successfully douche dinner-bottom.

HOST: (in confidential way) Machine-wrapped, with butter?

GUEST: Machine-wrapped, with butter.

HOST: (to audience) So, nail-attacking butterfly-clouts reputedly. Without I might galvanize sugar, elbow-wrenchingly heartfelt until purse-playing perspicaceously rattled mandibled on asinine shoestring-drawn two lost three butter-machismo whenever cobbled therein. Good night.

GUEST: Good night.

[John Holotko]

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

Or, in today's commercialized world:

'Twas Brillo and the G.E. stoves
Did Procter Gamble in the Glade?
All Pillsbury were the Taystee loaves
And in a Minute Maid.

Beware the Station Break, my friend
The voice that lulls, the ads that vex.
And above all you must shun
That horror called Brand X.

(Recalled from an issue of Mad magazine published about 40 years ago, "Jabberwacky--Or, On Falling Asleep While Watching TV")

Yeah but it's too focused  on the enterprise whether it's wabc, or  wnbc  or the local drive-in you  can't correlate some verse any more that you can make a three quarter pute drug on a 50:50 reagent , think  the solar flares.men and woman ask questions over cool water but Ouch...even the children see through that mythology. Magazine renegades, husband hookers and hotel hoppers  aren't fixed in a phase locked loop and more than a symetrical transplant from hollow to solid state is defined by mathematical  resonance calculated by combinatorial  arguments providing more possibilities then differentiation could ever, at least within one thousand to a  million decades. .Nth order harmonics, stupendous women, and old  shows crystalize similarly but go ask your local  Hells Angels  chapter  or any sprirts or sports  car enthusiasts memiors. Does it mean any more than a gin and tonic recipe or black pen ink done in by the red-liners in washington ? Psssionate yet ?? yes,. no,  maybe ? As they say, tell  it to the marine or ex wife, midwife all filters the same wavelength under circumstance. So, have it your way, do it both ways, or elsej gobble. .  Since 1939 Alice still waiits in the automat after dark for someone to meett on Broadway or railroaded into a  dance  hall.  It's your  common choice but just keep cheiwng the skins for shoes.

[W1QWT]

ALL sounds like great lyrics to a new Bob Dylan song!

[KA8WTK]

Sounds like there are some students of Professor Irwin Corey out there.

http://www.irwincorey.org/

[Tom WA3KLR]

I spotted this comment filed for RM-11306:

Date Received 02/02

(Law firm box not usually filled in on the Comment submission cover sheet.)

Filed By: Dewey, Cheaten and Howe. 

[k4kyv]

Well riddle me this, then, Don, did you get anywhere by the time you hung up with him?

Callbook shows him as a Novice. I can only imagine a 5 wpm QSO with him. I would probably swear he was sending encrypted/cipher groups.

A couple of weeks ago, he e-mailed me to let me know he was putting in a bid to become an FCC Commissioner.  He didn't make it clear exactly what procedure he planned to follow to run for that office, though.

[Bill, KD0HG]

Paul, why don't you interview the guy for the ham newslines?

There's only two possibilities here:
He's very bright or he's a complete wacko.

Either case would make for compelling radio.

Please consider.

..

[k3zrf]

Perhaps a disciple of Timothy leary

[KB2WIG]

No, no , He's on the outside speaker, looking in.

[John Holotko]

KA2PYQ must be that lone voice in the wilderness that Irb has been calling for all these years.

[W1UJR]

KA2PYQ must be that lone voice in the wilderness that Irb has been calling for all these years.

Sorry John, have to do it OM. 

[WB3JOK]

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

Il brilgue: les toves lubricilleux
Se gyrent en vrillant dans le guave.
Enmimes sont les gougebosqueux
Et le momerade horsgrave...

Es brillig war. Die schlichten Toven
Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben;
Und aller-muemsige Burggoven
Die mohmen Raeth' ausgraben...

(The remainder of the translations is on pg. 366-8 of Douglas Hofstadter's "Goedel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid" 
-Charles