ALL POINTS BULLETIN

[ka4koe]

A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information leading to the arrest of Hopalong Capacity.

This unrectified criminal escaped from a Weston primary cell where he had been clamped in ions, awaiting the gauss chamber. He is charged with the murder of his Aunt Enna and his Uncle Con Denser, as well as the induction of an 18-turn coil named Millie Henry, who was found choked and robbed of valuable joules. He is armed with a carbon rod and is a potential killer. Capacity is also accused of driving a dc motor over a Wheatstone bridge, and refusing to let the band pass.

If encountered, he may offer resistance. The electromotive force spent the entire night searching for him in a magnetic field, where he had gone to earth. They had no success, and now believe he has returned ohm via a short circuit. He was last seen riding a megacycle with his friend Eddy Current, who was playing a harmonic. Charges against Hopalong Capacity are being instigated under legislation pertaining to Ohm's Law.

[K9DXL]

The dark, secret life of electrons.

[KB2WIG]

Please, no mho.

klc

[w4bfs]

reverse the polarity and blow the fuses

[Steve - K4HX]

It seimens that he's wanted.

I get a charge out of this.

The potential is great.

[W7TFO]

I saw where he hooked up the battery in his car backwards, so the lights cast shadows and the horn sucked...

73DG

[KB5MD]

 ;FUNNY STUFF ROFL