alright you bunch of nimrods, it's Valentines Day

[N3DRB The Derb]

God help you if you forgot. better make up something on the fly real quick. 

For those of you who didn't forget, what you and yer hunny gonna do? Me and Glo are going to the racetrack buffet for the Fine Business OM Sunday brunch they have. then some creative shopping. 

[W1QWT]

what you and yer hunny gonna do

Well I told the missus of 38 years this spring to go out and buy herself some flowers. I even gave her the money!
But............. Yesterday I surprised her with a personal valentine printed in the local newspaper so I'm off the hook.
Q

[W3SLK]

I took the spouse and the harmonic out for dinner. I always thought this another one of those days us chauvinistic pigs get screwed. Like anniversaries and valentines day, they are always laid on for the women folk.

[WQ9E]

Mike,

I hereby nominate you to head up the committee to institute "Heavy Metal" day.

For the metal heads, their female friend can buy them MP3 downloads.

For the gear heads, auto accessories.

For the old iron farm enthusiasts, a vintage tractor.

And last but not least: For the vintage gear enthusiasts, we all know what we want!

Here's to a healthy future for the guy's dream of a real guy holiday and wishing everybody a Happy Heavy Metal day for the future.

[W3RSW]

Well Mikey, only three days?

On all the others you can wash your clothes/put them away in your drawers, wash and wax the floors, cook and clean up after most of the dinners, buy your own clothes, pay the bills, try & cry fixin' stuff when your off to festers, worry about you on icy roads, civily entertain the guests, excuse your mental and bodily excesses in front of same, quietly hold back her thoughts about the latest anchor.... 
   
The list is endless and doesn't even include harmonic duty if they're still young... or even cleaning up after the beasts and "lending" them money if they're not young.
...  and she may be even holding a job outside of your house.

Remember that Digger O'Dell and the Buick dealer both say that their biggest, no questions, asked sales are to divorcees and new widows.

[W3SLK]

Rick said:

On all the others you can wash your clothes/put them away in your drawers, wash and wax the floors, cook and clean up after most of the dinners, buy your own clothes, pay the bills, try & cry fixin' stuff when your off to festers, worry about you on icy roads, civily entertain the guests, excuse your mental and bodily excesses in front of same, quietly hold back her thoughts about the latest anchor

I already do all that crap!    Heh, heh. I'm waiting for the chance to kick the harmonic out once college is through but his mother won't let me.

Rodger said:

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Mike,

I hereby nominate you to head up the committee to institute "Heavy Metal" day.

For the metal heads, their female friend can buy them MP3 downloads.

For the gear heads, auto accessories.

For the old iron farm enthusiasts, a vintage tractor.

And last but not least: For the vintage gear enthusiasts, we all know what we want!

Here's to a healthy future for the guy's dream of a real guy holiday and wishing everybody a Happy Heavy Metal day for the future.

Damn straight Rodger! I'll take that on and pursue Congress to enact a day commemorating it.......wait, I guess you would want that in our lifetime???

[W2JTD]

smooth Q.
Wish I thought of that one.
The only thing that tops that is skywriting.