Be sure to read the customer reviews!
... such as this gem:
If I could use a rusty boxcutter to carve a new orifice in my body that's compatible with this link cable, I would already be doing it. I can just imagine the pure musical goodness that would flow through this cable into the wound and fill me completely -- like white, holy light.
Thank you for this link. I haven't laughed that hard in months.
Bill, who already has an SO-239 tattooed on his butt.