Happy 515th Birthday, Blaine!

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According to this site: Blaine, N1GTU, is about to turn 515 years old.

So be sure to wish Blaine a happy 515th, but be gentle about it so you don't startle him too much. At his ripe old age, almost anything could finish him off!

Anyone going to the party should probably bring a spare fire extinguisher, just in case. Also, given the glare of a 515 candlepower birthday cake, you are advised to bring dark sunglasses or light welder's goggles.

Happy 515th Birthday, Blaine! You don't look a day over 472!

--Thom
Keep Alert One Zealously Glowing Cake
"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not!" -Yoda

[Blaine N1GTU]

I was born over five hundred years ago in the Hills of Connecticut. I am immortal and I am not alone. Now is the time of the Gathering, when the stroke of a sword will release the power of the Quickening. In the end, there can be only one.'

Either that or maybe  I am Gandalf