Dear Santa
I have really been a good boy this year and I have thought long and hard about what I would like this Xmas . Please bring me one of everything on this website.
http://www.virhistory.com/tmc/tmc_pages/tmc_manuals/tmc_commercial_manual_page.htmI know that I wouldn't sit on your knee last year because I was creeped out by you and the stench of booze on your breath
,but I would be willing to this year if you promise to bring me my choice of presents
. As well I realize that all the other kids would have to give up their gifts so you could fit this all in your sled ,but to hell with them they were not as GOOD as me .
If you don't bring me these I will be really sad
Sincerely
VE8XJ