Uh Oh - the wifey is havin dreams about HUZ.

[N3DRB The Derb]

She said she dreamed that we car pooled to a hamfest somewhere and HUZ had a Segway in the back of the car. Except that it was a antique segway with cast iron wheels that looked like old tractor wheels.    When we got there he took his antique Segway out and started
zipping around the tailgating area on it with a basket throwing stuff in it as he went.

Whirlwide! 

[W3SLK]

Derb said:

Except that it was a antique segway with cast iron wheels that looked like old tractor wheels.

Those are the ones that the Amish use around here. 

[Mike/W8BAC]

Mike/W8BAC... Mall Cop here. Been looking for that guy with the tractor wheels. Saw him in sporting goods the other day but he got away. Radio Shack on the first floor has video of him switching ni cad battery expiration dates with Sees candy peanut brittle. Consider him ArMed and dangerous. Ohms law tattoo on right forearm.

We have been receiving reports of young women throughout Europe and Asia lately having awful nightmares with a recurrent theme. Tractor wheeled Segway's and large loops of wire. The women we contacted also seem to have a uncontrollable fear of wire cutters. Interpol and the FBI are investigating the possibility of RF mind control, a one time scoffed at idea of using the lower portions of the 7 MHz short wave energy band to control the unsuspecting female brain.  Reports from Milwaukee have revealed a female Ham operator AF9j has been hospitalized, and confined, after raiding 9 AM broadcast transmitter sites and removing 7 tons of copper wire to build a 19 element phased loop array antenna for the 7 MHz band so she can talk to the Tractor wheeled bandit.

Mind control is illegal in this, and most countries. To this point it was only a theory but it looks like this person we only can identify as HUZ has found a way.

We recomend all husbands keep a close eye on your wives. Keep radio receivers away from them and pay particular attention to Home Depot and Lowes hardware credit card charges made by them. This isn't your wife's fault! Forward any information to MCPAD mall cop protect and defend .com.

[Steve - WB3HUZ]

TMI d@@d!

[N3DRB The Derb]

hay man  no funny stuff, you was just steady rolling on your  segway with cast iron tractor wheels. Nothing going on.

[Steve - WB3HUZ]

The thing is, I did that once at a fest!

hay man  no funny stuff, you was just steady rolling on your  segway with cast iron tractor wheels. Nothing going on.

[N3DRB The Derb]

I wanna roll with, the gangstas , but they all think I'm too white and nerdy.....

I am higher than a NASA weather balloon.  Mothers little helper is a wonderful drug fo those that need it. 

[W1AEX]

Saw him around here too Derb 'cept he was going the other way...