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AB2EZ
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"Season's Greetings" looks okay to me...


« on: April 23, 2005, 08:37:52 AM »

After spending the last two weeks fixing all of the self-inflicted problems I found in my 2-FET Class E rig... I went to my favorite local bar to have a glass of wine. While sitting there, I overheard a conversation among three medical doctors ... who obviously had already consumed a few drinks... regarding who are the easiest ham radio operators to perform surgery on.

The first doctor argued that "the easist ham radio operators to operate on are the ones who hang out in the mornings on 3880kHz. These are the ones who operate old military boat anchors and homebrew tube rigs. You cut open one of those guys... and all of the parts inside are numbered"

The second doctor said "You're wrong. The easiest ham radio operators to operate on are the guys who hang out in the late afternoons around 3990kHz. These are the ones with the modern Class E rigs. You open up one of those guys... and all of the parts inside are numbered and color-coded.

The third doctor said "You guys are both wrong. The easiest ham radio operators to operate on are the guys who hang out all day on 3885 kHz. There are several, in particular, who you can open up, and all you will find inside are a mouth and an a#@hole... and the two parts are fully interchangable.

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Stewart ("Stu") Personick. Pictured: (from The New Yorker) "Season's Greetings" looks OK to me. Let's run it by the legal department
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2005, 10:21:17 AM »

Are you sure wine was the only thing you had at that bar?
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2005, 05:00:48 AM »

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: Good one!
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2005, 05:28:44 AM »

:lol: Crack me up....ya gotta be quick on the "Draw" around these parts Pardners... :lol:
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GEORGE/W2AMR
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2005, 10:59:46 AM »

Quote from: k4kyv
Are you sure wine was the only thing you had at that bar?

In this case its spelled Whine.
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2005, 11:57:11 AM »

Ah yes, the advantage of interchangeable parts.  That must be in the Constitution somewhere!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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