You can tell if you're a Redneck...

[Bill, KD0HG]

If you have one of these...
(Make sure to heed warnings) lol
"Bubba! Stop the truck RIGHT NOW!!!"

Perfect for that next hamfest, too.

[k4kyv]

The latest redneck fad I have seen round here is a pair of imitation testicles hanging off the exhaust pipes of pickup trucks.

[Bill, KD0HG]

How come there's no seat belt on the thing?

[WA3VJB]

Around here those fake B-A's are hung from the trailer hitch receptacle, and are most popular with tough young women driving Jeeps, no lie.

"That's quite a message!" -- Irb, W2VJZ

Virginia says: "There oughta be a law !"

January 15, 2008 - 3:10pm
RICHMOND, Va. - Drive across Virginia with an outsized rubber replica of testicles dangling from your trailer hitch and you face a fine under a bill before the General Assembly.

Delegate Lionel Spruill introduced the legislation Tuesday, saying the sight of masculine genitalia is a safety issue because it distracts drivers.

Spruill, a Democrat from Portsmouth, would make display of the ornamentation on a motor vehicle a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum fine of $250.

He says the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter had spotted the facsimile sex organs and asked her father to explain them.

The Virginia legislature has some experience with offbeat bills. Three years ago, it attracted worldwide attention for its effort to outlaw baggy pants worn so low they expose underwear.

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[k4kyv]

I like the disclaimer that goes with the potty: "Not for use when vehicle is in motion".

[Bill, KD0HG]

He says the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter had spotted the facsimile sex organs and asked her father to explain them.

[k4kyv]

Around here those fake B-A's are hung from the trailer hitch receptacle, and are most popular with tough young women driving Jeeps, no lie.

Thus giving a new meaning to the term 'scroteful'.

[N5RLR]

True story:  While driving to work recently, I spied a two-tone lime-green and purple Olds Delta 88 [RWD, the big car], on 24" wheels, with one of these rubber BAs [in matching lime-green] hanging from under the rear bumper.

Hip-hop and redneck combined?  I couldn't believe it.