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Title: Cant stop laughing..... Post by: kc2ifr on August 19, 2005, 06:20:15 AM George, W2AMR posted this on the AM Inquirer and I just had to post it here!!! There are more of these actual court room exchanges in his post but I had to post this one here......to funny. Go to the Inquirer to read the rest. AMfone - Dedicated to Amplitude Modulation on the Amateur Radio Bands
Hope u dont mind George...... ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law |